Song Meme

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Stolen from L-Rickman-Depp

Put your iPod/MP3 player/whatever on shuffle and go to the next song, putting down the title as the answer to each question, no matter how strange it sounds. No cheating, people!
   
   
   1. Dee Snyder from Twisted Sister walks up to you and says, "I wanna rock! ROCK!"; you reply:
   Shanghai Surprise -George Harrison  
   
  2. Your pet elf just got hit by a car. You storm up to the driver, punch them and yell:
  I Want You (She's So Heavy) -The Beatles  One does not simply drive over my pet elf! IT'S DRIVING ME MAD!
   
  3. You just failed the same mission in a video game for the 20th time in one hour. Frustrated, you dropkick the TV into a wall and scream:
   This One -Paul McCartney  Probably meaning: GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS GAME.  
   
   4. You just got pulled over for flipping off a state trooper. When he asks to see your license and registration, you reply:
   Bangladesh -George Harrison Now where is that sadness in your eyes, friend?
   
   5. Is your can of soda plotting to destroy you?
 Anji -Simon & Garfunkel I'm trying to discover, but they won't say anything. INSTRUMENTAL SONG
   
   6. A rumor starts going around town about you; what is it about?
 I Don't Think It's Funny -Bee Gees :iconcryforeverplz: Yes, Robin, yes. Make those Rainbows around me :lol:  
   
   7. You get jumped by someone who likes to punch people to the rhythm of a specific song. What song is it you get punched repeatedly to?
   Kooks -David Bowie Well... Good point is, I won't be punched that hard.  
   
   8. You're wandering around New Mexico when you stumble across the secret desert hiding place of Kurt Kobain, Tupac and Elvis. Stunned by the fact that they're alive, you slap your hands against your face, go weak in the knees and say:
   Heaven Can Wait -Meat Loaf OH OH OH Look at that answer! ISN'T THAT JUST THE BEST ANSWER EVER?!
   
   9. Eating at IHOP, you get upset because they went cheap and used powdered cheese in your omelet. You dump the plate down the waiter's shirt and say:
  Sand In My Face -10cc Well, actually, Omelet On Your Shirt -10cc would be more accurate.
   
   10. You just woke up in one of your favorite video games; what is the first thing that happens to you there?    
   Changes -David Bowie Yeah, it indeed would be a change, waking up in FreakyForms, any LEGOadventuregame... Etc.. :lmao:
   
   11. In transit with question 10, your favorite character from aforementioned game just came up to you and said 'hello'; your response is:
   Song For The Asking -Simon & Garfunkel :shrug: Maybe he'd start singing?    
   
   12. You just watched a movie that started off really well, and then had the crappiest ending imaginable. Enraged to the point you want everyone to know about it, you call the local news station and scream:
   Speed Kills -10cc Yes, it killed the movie, because the producers where in a rush.  
   
   13. You get abducted by the FBI. While being interrogated about something you know nothing about, the only thing you can think to tell them is:
   Santa Monica Sunshine -Sweet Who knows, maybe it's a weakness? x'D  
   
   14. Your family is visiting and they're driving you absolutely insane! What do you say in order to scare them out of your house?
   All My Loving -The Beatles This doesn't scare anyone, 'till I make an attempt at singing.    
   
   15. Your friend somehow convinces you to try to snort a Tai red chili pepper. What do you say to them as you're running around with your nose melting off?
   Sea Of Monsters -The Beatles I don't believe this was a Tai red chili pepper.    
   
   16. You just saw the most unbelievably scary thing in the universe O_O! Terrified, you call the cops. What do you tell the dispatcher you saw?
   Another One Bites The Dust -Queen I probably saw that unbelievably scary thing in the universe because I snorted too much of that Thai red chili pepper.    
   
   17. In a blind rage, you decide to take a flamethrower to someone because they said:
  Unwashed And Somewhat Slightly Dazed -David Bowie You shouldn't have spied on me. Now don't turn your nose up while I let this thing spit flames at you.  
   
   18.  Making an attempt to speak a language you have very little experience with, you accidentally offend someone. Turns out you told them:
   Friday On My Mind -David Bowie ...Well that's not so offending at all.. Right? RIGHT?!
   
   19.A drug dealer just came up to you on the street and says, 'You want it, I got it'. You think for a moment and reply:
   Rebel Rebel -David Bowie Bitch please! I still have some of that Thai red chili pepper left from question 15!
   
   20. You just managed to jump out of a plane before it crashed into the side of a mountain and have landed safely. Happy to be alive, you hug the ground and say:
   Last Night I Had The Strangest Dream -Simon & Garfunkel BUT THEN I FOUND OUT IT WASN'T A DREAM    
   
   21. You just officially had your name changed! From now on, everyone will know you as:
   No Time To Think -Bob Dylan I hadn't got any time to think up a good time.    
   
   22. You just woke up on the set of a porn movie. You find the director and ask him exactly what's going on. He tells you:
   Modern Day Delilah -KISS He probably told me the name of the movie. Well, thanks, director. That was very kind of you.    
   
   23. You just saw Fidel Castro walk down the street. You run after him, and he gets scared off because he thinks you're an assassin. You chase him into an alleyway, and when he's cornered, you get in his face and say:
   Light OF Love -T.Rex :I    
   
   24. Your life just took the most delightful turn for the better! You smile and shout happily:
   Edge Of The Universe -Bee Gees Because I can. And I'm still hallucinating from the Thai red chili pepper.    
   
  25. You just joined a street gang. Your gang name is:
   Sentimental Sin -Elvis Presley ... Not sure if that's a good or a bad thing.    
   
   26. Welcome to the mafia. For safety reasons, you are now called:
   Take A Giant Step -The Monkees Sadly they wrote down the wrond "name" because someone shouted TAKE A GIANT STEP! because there was a big dog poop trolling around on the ground.    
   
   27. Some seriously weird dude is trying to make you fly a plane into a boat (don't ask). Your response is:
   It's Lonely Out There -Sweet Then I'd throw that seriously weird dude out of the plane yelling "Now it isn't!" and I'll fly off.  
   
   28. A giant, rotting pile of garbage just came to life and started giving you advice. It told you:
   Walking On Air -Bee Gees This must be a very wise rotting pile of garbage.    
   
   29. From this day forth, your theme song will be:
   Children Of The World -Bee Gees Because every man's a boy deep down. :lmao:    
   
   30. In the near future, you will:
   Season Of Farewell -Donovan Oh.. I don't like the sound of that :0

Maybe Donovan is right ... This is some sort of "farewell" since I'm going to take a shower >: D
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L-Rickman-Depp's avatar
:dummy:8. You're wandering around New Mexico when you stumble across the secret desert hiding place of Kurt Kobain, Tupac and Elvis. Stunned by the fact that they're alive, you slap your hands against your face, go weak in the knees and say:
Heaven Can Wait -Meat Loaf

that one is just SMASHING! :rofl: and the others are too :lol:
:lmao: imagine me laughing most of the time!!

hope you had a great time in the shower :P